The Weekly Friday Feast

[Former-Member]

HERE ALL TONIGHT'S FOOD JOKES TOGETHER
(don'tread the last one 'till you finishing eating)

"When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.'"

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again.

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, even if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do.

Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue - green meat - that’s really bad for you.

I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.

[Former-Member]

Hi again all @Former-Member, @Ali585, @Former-Member, @Former-Member....

Thanks @Jaques... not letting me tag you - I must of forgotten the correct spelling 

@Former-Member I took 4 years to do 1.5 years of a psychology degree - got lots of distinctions... I'm 34 - feel like life is passing me by - have never had the money for travel - my mental illnesses became debilitating at age 21... Thank you for your kind words 

@NikNik - a lady who comes to my yoga classes looks like she is wearing PJ's almost - it is questionable, haha...

@Crazy_Bug_Lady hope you recover quickly...

My mood is crashing now... I'm going to try to do less tomorrow.... 

Namaste,

Anna

[NikNik]

Thanks for the tip @Former-Member 

Take care of yourself - it's lovely to catch up with you 

[Former-Member]

I hope you have a good time away @NikNik. I'm hanging in there is the best way to describe me right now🤔  Hi @Ali585. I've been racking my brain @Jacques to see if I could find an answer to your question but it seems quite difficult. I'm not sure how old the person is but I think the hardest thing is to find the thing worth living for, then it may be easier to get them to seek help. Not sure I've helped much. 

[Former-Member]

Hi @Former-Member, 🎀
Burrp🍷what was that @Former-Member, 🙊

[Faith-and-Hope]

Hi All 😊

Just popping my head in here before - hopefully going out tonight .... it's supposed to be the family all together with my Dad, cos hubby has been away and we haven't all caught up for a while, but it's looking a bit like spilled peas at the moment !  

Never know whether daughter-in-law will show up until she does or doesn't, youngest is playing "make me go !" games now that the school week is over, if she doesn't come hubby has decided he is going to stay home with her .... sigh ....

It's a tavern, so I am hoping for Pasta Anything on their menu ....

Love the jokes @Former-Member !

Feeling for you @Jacques with your friend.

You too @Crazy_Bug_Lady with your head bump .... ow !

Glad the move went well @Former-Member.

Hey @Butterfly - yep, gotta feel up to it ... 

Hi @Former-Member - breakfast for dinner - ❤️ it

@Ali585 - not sure we've met ... hiya !

Hey @NikNik 😊

@Bimby2 - I haven't had stewed apricots and ice-cream forever .... !!  Yum ...

[NikNik]

@Former-Member - you crack me up!

@Former-Member Keep on, keeping on Teej. I'm glad you're hanging in there - please reach out for help if things get a bit too much tonight. Thanks for the well wishes. I'm getting away to a beachside cabin. Not the weather for it, but I'm kinda looking forward to just watching the rough ocean and reading a book.

Welcome back @Ali585  - Great that you could join us tonight!

[Faith-and-Hope]

Sounds like a perfect holiday to me at the moment @NikNik ... 😊💜

[Former-Member]

Hi @Faith-and-Hope, sounds like your tribe are back in the swing of things and life has returned to 'normal chaos'. I experience the same with son's girlfriend, not knowing if she'll turn up or not. I thought maybe it's a maturity thing but then I realised that I never experienced mi when I was her age and if I had I'd probably do the same as her so it's easier for me to understand and go with the flow but the rest of my family struggle with it.💜😊

Sounds like a relaxing self care weekend @NikNik 💜😊

[Former-Member]

Seriously don't know how I'm going to cope with 3 out of the 4 in my house now struggling with mental health @Faith-and-Hope. 😔